Anonymous asked:
tumblr must have some wealthy investors considering the way they're giving away free stuff at tumblrmarketing(.)com did you do it yet?

does anyone know how to stop this spam shit?

  • friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
  • me: but I showered for you

as soon as i’m home alone i end up in my bra and knickers. sweet.

  • friend: you should've come with us!
  • me: an invitation might have helped
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